Posted 10 months ago
goldentechno:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

  #I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’  

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

Easy there satan

goldentechno:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

Easy there satan

Posted 10 months ago

beautiful-p0lluti0n:

jenack-jarpad:

lucifers-an-assbutt:

awildhare:

Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance. 

except the manatee. the manatee just wanted to say hi

im fucking crying that manatee is hilarious

Boop

Posted 10 months ago

-steadily losing followers-

"Whatever…!"

Posted 10 months ago

|{{ Rainfall

k-a-n-d-a:

Another click of the lock as Allen went to put on his clothes. Honestly… Did the idiot really think he would ignorantly barge in? Not likely.

A shrill whistle; Kanda immediately bolted for the forgotten kettle on his stove, quickly lifting it by the handle, hissing, and nearly dropping it on his foot when his knuckles were singed by the heated metal. Quickly depositing the boiled water on what little counter space there was left, he gingerly dragged the tips of his fingers over the already-healing burn scars, glancing upwards and whipping the injured hand behind his back at the other’s return.

"Hm?" A slightly perturbed greeting. A dash of amusement ran through his mind at how big his clothes were on Allen’s thinner frame — of course he noticed the sleeves hanging down to the other’s knees, and the excess fabric at the ankles.

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"Don’t worry about it for now, 馬鹿." The aroma of freshly brewed tea filled the small area, and he wrapped his hands around the cup, seeking some measure of warmth in the middle of the frigid storm. He had never been one to sleep through nature’s magnificent displays, and despite his fatigue he would be awake until the last rumble of thunder faded into the horizon. "If you’re going to sleep, then sleep. I won’t bother you." A roll of his eyes towards any doubt Allen might express at that statement. "Promise."

"Oh…it’s alright, really." he said nervously. The albino lifted the towel. "The puddle’s dry now…"

Allen looked over when the samurai spoke again.

"You say that as if you’re going to stay awake. Is anything wrong? I can leave if you want me to…."

The younger exorcist folded the damp towel neatly in his lap before he stood.

Posted 10 months ago
Posted 10 months ago
drunklester:

Tumblr anti-possession sign to keep your blog from being deleted.
sorry it’s bad i was lazy and quickly did it oops.

drunklester:

Tumblr anti-possession sign to keep your blog from being deleted.

sorry it’s bad i was lazy and quickly did it oops.

(Source: txry)

Posted 10 months ago

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

Posted 10 months ago

timothy-jackson-drake-wayne:

the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard

Posted 10 months ago

coffeedential:

what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot

Posted 10 months ago

aprilskitten:

kuro-tokyo:

me

that’s totally me

(Source: pleatedjeans)