The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
Easy there satan
-steadily losing followers-
Another click of the lock as Allen went to put on his clothes. Honestly… Did the idiot really think he would ignorantly barge in? Not likely.
A shrill whistle; Kanda immediately bolted for the forgotten kettle on his stove, quickly lifting it by the handle, hissing, and nearly dropping it on his foot when his knuckles were singed by the heated metal. Quickly depositing the boiled water on what little counter space there was left, he gingerly dragged the tips of his fingers over the already-healing burn scars, glancing upwards and whipping the injured hand behind his back at the other’s return.
"Hm?" A slightly perturbed greeting. A dash of amusement ran through his mind at how big his clothes were on Allen’s thinner frame — of course he noticed the sleeves hanging down to the other’s knees, and the excess fabric at the ankles.
"Don’t worry about it for now, 馬鹿." The aroma of freshly brewed tea filled the small area, and he wrapped his hands around the cup, seeking some measure of warmth in the middle of the frigid storm. He had never been one to sleep through nature’s magnificent displays, and despite his fatigue he would be awake until the last rumble of thunder faded into the horizon. "If you’re going to sleep, then sleep. I won’t bother you." A roll of his eyes towards any doubt Allen might express at that statement. "Promise."
"Oh…it’s alright, really." he said nervously. The albino lifted the towel. "The puddle’s dry now…"
Allen looked over when the samurai spoke again.
"You say that as if you’re going to stay awake. Is anything wrong? I can leave if you want me to…."
The younger exorcist folded the damp towel neatly in his lap before he stood.
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard